595+ Fantasy Hockey Team Names: From Hilarious to Legendary

In the world of fantasy hockey, your team name isn’t just a label—it’s a statement.A clever or punny name can set the tone for your season, spark camaraderie among league mates, and even become a legendary moniker in your league’s history Whether you’re aiming for humor, creativity, or a nod to your favorite NHL team or player,choosing the right name is an art form

To help you in your quest for the perfect name, we’ve compiled a comprehensive list of over 595+ fantasy hockey team names, categorized for easy browsing.From funny and clever to player tributes and NHL-inspired, there’s something here for every fantasy manager

😂 Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names

1. Puckin’ Around
2. Slapshot Shenanigans
3. The Mighty Pucks
4. Frozen Fools
5. Zamboni & Cheese
6. Puckin’ Aces
7. High Stick Hijinks
8. Chirp Squad
9. Cold Shoulders
10. Frosty Puckers
11. The Netminders
12. Power Play Pals
13. Breakaway Bros
14. Bench Warmers Anonymous
15. Danglin’ and Bangin’
16. Ice Screamers
17. Blue Line Bandits
18. Puck Off Patrol
19. Game Misconducts
20. Off the Iceholes
21. Stick Tape Syndicate
22. Penalty Box Bandits
23. Skating with Scissors
24. The Enforcers Club
25. Deke or Treat
26. The Puck Stops Here
27. Chillin’ in the Crease
28. Goalie Schmolie
29. Hat Trick Maniacs
30. Zamboner Zone
31. Five Hole Fiends
32. Puckin’ Goons
33. Icy Hot Shots
34. Snipers Anonymous
35. Crossbar Crusaders
36. Faceoff Fanatics
37. Dangleberries
38. Mighty Dux
39. Hit Me Baby One More Time
40. I’m With the Goalie
41. Cherry Pickers
42. Toe Drag Tyrants
43. Frozen Donuts
44. Cleared for Checking
45. Just the Tip-In
46. Biscuit in the Basket
47. Wristers & Sisters
48. Full Strength Fools
49. Pucks and Recreation
50. Puck Bunnies United
51. Iced Out Icons
52. Cool Runnings Reboot
53. Stanley’s Rejects
54. Stick & Stones
55. Rink Rats
56. Face-Off Furies
57. Post and Toast
58. Shoot First, Ask Later
59. I’d Hit That
60. The Icing Kings
61. Too Many Men
62. Rink Rage Renegades
63. Thaw and Order
64. Chippy Dips
65. The Frozen Fugitives
66. Flurry of Fists
67. You Can’t Sit With Us
68. The Mighty Dangles
69. In the Sin Bin
70. Slashing Saviors
71. Icehole Avengers
72. Rink Rebels
73. How I Met Your Goalie
74. The Blades of Glory
75. Zamboni Zealots
76. Who Needs Teeth?
77. Frosty the Goalman
78. Ice Warriors of Doom
79. Chill Out Champs
80. Frozen Faceplants
81. Skid Marks on Ice
82. Don Cherry’s Suits
83. Net Crashers
84. The Skateway Bandits
85. The Slap Nutters
86. Goon Squad Goals
87. 50 Shades of Ice
88. Don’t Toews Me Bro
89. Blueline Blunders
90. Roster Wreckers
91. Ice Ice Babies
92. The Snipe Show
93. The Goalie Whisperers
94. Frostbitten Fools
95. Puckin’ Legends
96. Spin-o-Rama Savages
97. Shorthanded Shenanigans
98. Sir Hits-a-Lot
99. Top Cheese Titans
100. The Chilly Chirpers

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🏒 NHL-Inspired Fantasy Hockey Team Names

1. Mighty Quack Attack
2. Pond Patrol
3. Quack Dynasty
4. Duck, Duck, Goal
5. Flying V Force

🐍 Arizona Coyotes

6. Coyote Chaos
7. Desert Howlers
8. Barkin’ Backcheckers
9. Red Rock Rattlers
10. Glendale Goon Squad

🛡️ Boston Bruins

11. Big Bad Bruins
12. Bear Down Blitz
13. Black & Gold Brawlers
14. Beantown Bashers
15. Ice-Aged Bears

🦬 Buffalo Sabres

16. Sabre Slayers
17. Buffalo Freeze
18. Charging Sabres
19. The Ice Herd
20. Cold Steel Crew

🔔 Calgary Flames

21. Flame On!
22. Ice & Embers
23. Calgary Inferno
24. Blazing Blueline
25. Fire and Ice Flyers

🧊 Carolina Hurricanes

26. Category 5 Offense
27. Canes Crushers
28. Storm Surge Squad
29. Pucknado
30. Eye of the Deke

🌆 Chicago Blackhawks

31. Chi-Town Snipers
32. Blackhawk Bombers
33. Windy City Wristers
34. Hawk Ice Heroes
35. Dynasty Reborn

🏔️ Colorado Avalanche

36. Snowball Effect
37. Avalanche Elite
38. Rocky Mountain Maulers
39. Peak Puckers
40. Summit Savages

🔷 Columbus Blue Jackets

41. Cannonball Crew
42. Jacket Juggernauts
43. The Fifth Line
44. CBJ Snipers
45. Boom Squad

🦁 Dallas Stars

46. Lone Star Legends
47. Deep in the Crease
48. Deke in the Heart of Texas
49. Green Light Snipers
50. Texas Shootout

🐙 Detroit Red Wings

51. Motor City Mitts
52. Octopus Overdrive
53. Winged Wheel Warriors
54. Hockeytown Heroes
55. Red Line Rippers

🐆 Florida Panthers

56. Panther Power Play
57. Sunrise Snipers
58. Everglade Enforcers
59. Wildcat Wristers
60. Hot Stick Panthers

🏝️ Los Angeles Kings

61. Crown the Champs
62. Hollywood Hat Tricks
63. LA Ice Lords
64. Royal Wristers
65. Kings of the Crease

🧂 Minnesota Wild

66. Wild West Warriors
67. Twin City Terrors
68. North Star Snipers
69. Wilderness Wreckers
70. State of Hockey

⚓ Montreal Canadiens

71. Hab-Nation Hustlers
72. Le Bleu-Blanc-Rouge
73. The Original Sixers
74. French Connection Crew
75. Mount Royal Menace

🧱 Nashville Predators

76. Predator Powerplay
77. Smashville Stickhandlers
78. Music City Maulers
79. Fangtastic Finishers
80. Yellow Ice Storm

🐟 New Jersey Devils

81. Jersey Devil Dogs
82. Hellfire Hitters
83. Red Ice Renegades
84. Sin Bin Saints
85. Devils on Ice

🗽 New York Islanders

86. Long Island Icers
87. Islander Insanity
88. Nassau Net Crashers
89. The Blue and Orange Blitz
90. Ice Coast Elite

🗽 New York Rangers

91. Broadway Blueliners
92. Madison Square Snipers
93. Ranger Rumble
94. NY Power Play
95. Blueshirt Bombers

🐧 Pittsburgh Penguins

96. Steel City Snipers
97. Penguin Puckmasters
98. Crosby’s Crew
99. Igloo Enforcers
100. Yinzers on Ice

🏆 Player Tribute Fantasy Hockey Team Names

🔥 Connor McDavid

1. McJesus Saves
2. Fast & McFurious
3. McDavid’s Magic
4. The McDynasty
5. Connor’s Comets

🧊 Sidney Crosby

6. Crosby’s Crue
7. Sid the Kid Squad
8. The Golden Siduation
9. Crosby Cross-Checkers
10. Sid’s Snipers

🌪️ Connor Bedard

11. Bedard to the Bone
12. Connor’s Corner
13. The Bedard Bunch
14. Bedard Bombers
15. Rookie Royalty

🧨 Auston Matthews

16. Auston 3:16
17. Goal Auston Powers
18. The Austonators
19. Matthews’ Mustache Men
20. Snipetown Matthews

🛡️ Alexander Ovechkin

21. Ovi’s One-Timers
22. Great 8 Legends
23. Ovi-Wan Kenobi
24. Capitals of Chaos
25. Rocket Ovi

🧱 Leon Draisaitl

26. Draisaitl Dynasty
27. The German Hammer
28. Leon’s Lineup
29. Saucy Draisaitl Snipes
30. Drai Hard

🔥 Cale Makar

31. Makar the Spot
32. Kale Yeah!
33. Cale’d It!
34. Makar Madness
35. Blueline King

🐧 Evgeni Malkin

36. Malkin Minders
37. Geno’s Goonies
38. Evgeni the Giant
39. Malkin Offense
40. Russian Rocket Reloaded

🧊 Patrick Kane

41. Showtime Squad
42. Kaner’s Crusaders
43. One-Timer Kane
44. Patrick Pain Train
45. Showtime Snipers

🥅 Carey Price

46. The Price is Right
47. Priced to Kill
48. Carey Me Home
49. Price Taggers
50. Save Machine

🌪️ Mitch Marner

51. Mitch Please
52. Marner Maniacs
53. Mitch Match Makers
54. Marner Magic
55. Pass Master Mitch

🧠 Nathan MacKinnon

56. MacK Attack
57. Nate the Great
58. MacKinnon Missiles
59. Avalanche Assassin
60. MacSpeed

🏹 Jack Hughes

61. Jacked Up
62. The Hughesual Suspects
63. Jack to the Future
64. Huge Hughes
65. Devilish Hughes

🎩 Artemi Panarin

66. Bread Line Breakers
67. The Bread Men
68. Panarin Precision
69. Artemi’s Army
70. The Chef’s Table

🦸 Steven Stamkos

71. Stamkos Slam
72. Stam Show
73. Captain Stammer
74. Lightning Strikers
75. Steven’s Snipers

🧼 Igor Shesterkin

76. Shesty Things
77. Igor’s Iron Wall
78. Shutout Shesterkin
79. Shesty’s Squad
80. New York No-Goals

🏹 Matthew Tkachuk

81. Tkachuk It Up
82. Chuk Norris
83. Matthew’s Mayhem
84. The Grit Gang
85. Tkachuk Takedown

⚡ Nikita Kucherov

86. Kucherov Killers
87. Lightning in a Bottle
88. Nikita the Sniper
89. Kucherov’s Crew
90. Power Play Poet

🛡️ Erik Karlsson

91. EK65 Express
92. Karlsson’s Command
93. Swedish Blades
94. Karl-ing All Shots
95. Smooth Karlsson

🐯 Trevor Zegras

96. Zegras Circus
97. Trevor Tricks
98. Z-Man Snipes
99. Michigan Magician
100. Zegras & Destroy

💡 Clever and Creative Fantasy Hockey Team Names

1. Puckin’ Genius
2. Slapshot Thinkers
3. The Ice Men Cometh
4. High IQ Hockey
5. Frozen Assets
6. The Think Tank Line
7. Between the Blue Lines
8. Blade Runners
9. Ctrl+Alt+Deek
10. The Puck Stops Here
11. Net Results
12. Faceoff Philosophers
13. Calculated Crosschecks
14. Deeks and Geeks
15. Hat Trickonomics
16. Skate Expectations
17. Cold Calculations
18. Fantasy Faceoff Finesse
19. Puck and Circumstance
20. Risky Biscuits
21. Wrister Wizards
22. Slapstick Slapshots
23. The Icelords of Logic
24. The Fantasy Franchise
25. Chill Tactics
26. Biscuit Battalion
27. Cool & Calculated
28. Goalie Goggles
29. Cerebral Cellys
30. Penalty of Genius
31. Chill Out Champs
32. Pass Masters
33. Flow State Flyers
34. Sharp Shooters Union
35. Big Brain Breakaway
36. Blue Line Brilliance
37. Tactical Toe Drags
38. Logic on Ice
39. Fantasy Hockey Faculty
40. The Chill Equation
41. Icy Intellects
42. Stick Sensei
43. Mind Over Mitts
44. Strategic Stickhandlers
45. The Frozen Formula
46. Goal Oriented
47. Smart Shift Changes
48. Lateral Thinkers League
49. Game of Zones
50. Cold-Hearted Calculators
51. Cool Runnings Rewritten
52. The Thoughtful Thaw
53. Draft Day Dreamers
54. Hockey Hypothesis
55. The Calculated Checks
56. Fantasy Forensics
57. Wrist Shot Wizards
58. Chillaxing Champs
59. Puck Logic
60. Elite Ice Intellect
61. Roster Rebels
62. Puckaholics Anonymous
63. From the Mind to the Mitt
64. The Blue Line Equation
65. Fantasy Freezers
66. The Methodical Mitts
67. Draft Class Distinction
68. Chill Factor Five
69. Hockey IQ High
70. Coolheaded Champs
71. Icy Algorithm
72. Freeze Frame Flyers
73. Gameplan Geniuses
74. Stat Pack Streakers
75. Cold Case Crackers
76. The Icecensionists
77. Advanced Analytics Army
78. Deep Freeze Thinkers
79. Zamboni Zen Masters
80. Cool Concept Crew
81. Win Probability Warriors
82. The Strategic Scrimmage
83. Penalty Kill Planners
84. The Cool Calculators
85. Stat Line Scientists
86. Flow Chart Flyers
87. Fantasy Freeze Frame
88. Chill and Destroy
89. Cold Snap Squad
90. Statistically Savage
91. Blue Ice Brains
92. Hockey Lab Rats
93. Stats Don’t Lie
94. Smart Draft Society
95. The Numbers Game
96. Critical Ice Theory
97. Fantasy Lineup Lab
98. Cool with the Puck
99. Hockey IQ Elite
100. Stat-urday Night Savers

👩 Fantasy Hockey Team Names for Female Teams

💪 Fierce & Empowering

1. Ice Queens
2. She Shoots, She Scores
3. Rink Royals
4. Frost Femme Fatales
5. Power Play Princesses
6. Blades & Braids
7. Puckin’ Powerful
8. Ice Valkyries
9. Lady Slapshots
10. The Faceoff Femmes
11. Crease Queens
12. Skate Like a Girl
13. Frozen Divas
14. Chicks with Sticks
15. Lady Lineup Legends
16. Fear the Femmes
17. Ice Gladiators
18. Cold-Hearted Queens
19. Frostbitten Femme Force
20. The Chill Chicks

🧠 Clever & Punny

21. Beauties & the Blades
22. Stickhandling Sirens
23. The Wrister Sisters
24. Puckin’ Fabulous
25. Deek Squad Divas
26. Icy Hot Women
27. Toe Drag Queens
28. Celly Sisters
29. Bling & Bardown
30. Grit & Lipstick
31. Bench Boss Babes
32. Puck Bunnies with Bite
33. Girls Gone Gritty
34. The Puck Stops Her
35. Game of Loans (Salary Cap League)
36. Lady Zamboners
37. Deke Like a Girl
38. Puckin’ Iceholes (PG-13)
39. The Net Knockouts
40. Ice Ice Ladies

🎀 Fun & Flirty

41. Slapshot Sweethearts
42. Sparkle & Slapshots
43. The Puckin’ Darlings
44. Ice Kweens
45. Rink Rebels
46. Lady Dangles
47. Chill Babes
48. Stick Chicks
49. The Glitz Line
50. Hattrick Honeys
51. Pink Laces Powerplay
52. Frosty Flirts
53. Glitter and Goals
54. Dreamy Danglers
55. Frozen Femme Squad
56. Rinkside Rebels
57. Sweet & Savage
58. Breakaway Babes
59. Slay the Slapshot
60. Barbie & the Blueline

🔥 Bold & Competitive

61. Hustle & Flow Girls
62. Ice Hitwomen
63. The Blueline Belles
64. Ice Storm Sisters
65. No Boys Allowed
66. Femme Fatale Flyers
67. Icing Queens
68. Beauty on Blades
69. Power Play Posse
70. The Grind Line Goddesses
71. The Ice Breakers
72. Sauce Queens
73. Net Dominators
74. Lady Checks
75. The Goalie Gals
76. Ice Hustlers
77. The Checking Chicks
78. The Real WAGs of Fantasy
79. Beauts with Boots
80. Frozen Femme Elite

🌟 Team Spirit & Style

81. Cold Snap Queens
82. Femme Flyers
83. Ice Sisters United
84. Chill Force 5
85. The Stick Sisters
86. Victory Vixens
87. Skating Sirens
88. Femme on Fire
89. Ice Royalty
90. Faceoff Fashionistas
91. Winter Warriors
92. Bardown Babes
93. The Sparkling Stickhandlers
94. Fierce Freeze
95. Lady Liberty Lineup
96. The Chill Champs
97. Bench Boss Beauties
98. Frozen Firepower
99. Stick Couture
100. The Dangle Dolls

⚠️ Inappropriate Fantasy Hockey Team Names (Caution Advised)

😏 Cheeky & Innuendo-Based

1. Puck Me Sideways
2. Iceholes United
3. Top Cheddar Daddy
4. Five-Hole Fillers
5. The Slap Nutz
6. Dirty Dekeers
7. Stick It In
8. Pulling the Goalie
9. Tip-In Kings
10. The Wrister Sisters (NSFW version)
11. Barely Legal Blades
12. High-Stickin’ & Lickin’
13. Puck My Life
14. Bend the Biscuit
15. The Morning After Line
16. Slapshot Sluts
17. Top Shelf Teasers
18. Puckin’ Around (Again)
19. Cold as Puck
20. Goon Squad G-Spot

🧠 Double Meanings & Dirty Puns

21. Deep in the Crease
22. Skating on Thin Iceholes
23. Just the Tip-In
24. Filthy Mitts
25. How’s My Five Hole?
26. Deeks and Dongs
27. Dangleberries
28. Puckin’ Nasty
29. Misconduct Misfits
30. Whip It Out (the Stick)
31. Biscuit Bashers
32. Greasy Snipes
33. Blow the Whistle
34. Puckin’ Pervs
35. Fighting for the Faceoff
36. The Ice Is Wet
37. We Like It Rough (Hockey, obviously)
38. Lick the Boards
39. Twigs & Giggles
40. Dirty Dangles

🤬 Savage & Dark Humor

41. The Penalty Killers
42. Forecheck Yourself
43. Faceoff Freaks
44. Puck You Very Much
45. Hooked on a Feeling (And a Minor)
46. Shinny Sinnners
47. The Crease Creepers
48. Glove Me Harder
49. Chirpin’ & Cursin’
50. Danglers & Bangers
51. Blue Balls & Bluelines
52. Sex, Drugs, & Zambonis
53. Roster Wreckers
54. Shoot First, Ask Never
55. The Iceholes Return
56. Danglin’ in the Dark
57. Foreplay & Forechecks
58. Zamboners
59. Smack That Biscuit
60. Misconduct Mafia

🍺 Adult Humor & Beer League Energy

61. Beer League Beauts
62. Shots & Slashes
63. Too Hungover to Skate
64. The Last Call Line
65. Weekend Weaponry
66. Beer Before Gear
67. Pucks, Beers & Regrets
68. Zamboni Zaddies
69. Benders Anonymous
70. The Sin Bin Sippers
71. Ice, Ice Baby Mamas
72. The Kegger Killers
73. Rink Rats After Dark
74. 2 Girls, 1 Cup (Stanley, obviously 😬)
75. Snipe & Chug
76. Dirty Jerseys
77. Hit It & Quit It
78. Blood, Sweat & Beers
79. Drinkin’ & Deking
80. Blades, Babes & Booze

🧊 Cold-Hearted & Raunchy

81. Cold Cuts & Cheap Shots
82. Icing on Your Face
83. The Frozen Stiffs
84. Skate or Sedate
85. Cheap Shot Chasers
86. Bad Checks & Bad Choices
87. Icy Thrust
88. Crease Monsters
89. Deke You Up
90. Blue Balls on Ice

🔞 Borderline NSFW

91. Slick Stick Squad
92. Twigs Out for Harambe
93. Puckin’ Naughty
94. Ice to Meet You (Naked)
95. Give ‘Em the Biscuit
96. Cold Nuts & Crossbars
97. Zamboni Bang Bros
98. One-Timer to Pound Town
99. The Blowout Line
100. Fifty Shades of Play

Conclusion

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the loyalty, or the bragging rights, the right fantasy hockey team name can elevate your game—and your reputation. With over 595+ options listed, there’s something for every type of fan, from diehard NHL loyalists to pun-loving puckheads. Don’t settle for a boring name—make yours bold, clever, and memorable. And if nothing on the list quite hits the net, use our tips to create your own masterpiece. Let your team name reflect your passion for the game—and get ready to dominate your league with style!